Mediator: “Oh, no!”
Lizzie: “Den it isn’t love w’ot’s a-worryin’ him. W’ot he wants is exercise.”
WHY IT WAS OFF.
“W’ot’s de matter, Billy—is de engagement broke off?”
“Yes; it’s no use payin’ intentions to a gal w’ot kin knock de head off yer with a simple lick, an’ dat’s w’ot she come near doin’ de last time I called on her. If I marries a gal I wants ter be boss, an’ if dere’s any fightin’ to be did I wants ter be champion.”
A GUILTY PALM.
“Feodora, yer have been a deceivin’ of me. Yer hand tells me yer have been married twicet!”
