THE CHILD’S DAY OFF
FRESH AIR.
THE FATHER’S DAY OFF
A FRESH BOTTLE.
APROPOS OF THAT $50,000 TO CLOTHE THE ARMENIANS.
Father Knickerbocker: “When you send to Armenia, let it be by way of Mulberry Bend!”
“I wonder if I wuz all dressed up an’ put in a winder, if anybody would long to have me?”
“Has father got here yet?”
