“Yes, it’s just too awful to think I’ve got to grow so old that gents won’t make room for me in the cars!”
ON THE FRESH-AIR EXCURSION.
Tillie (overcome of her free lunch): “Say, Maggie, run a pin in me. I must be a-dreamin’. This is too good to be true!”
AN ANXIOUS MOMENT. (AT THE FRESH-AIR EXCURSION.)
“Please, sir, I’s lost me ticket.”
SIMPLE STRATEGY.
Emily: “Wot’s the use of yer standin’ an’ lookin’ in the winder when yer ain’t got no money?”