“Will he dewour us, Jimmy?”

“I dunno. He takes the Christmas turkey I got inside o’ me for quail, an’ you never can tell wot a game dog will do.”

AN EYE TO BUSINESS.

“Hey, Chimmy, how’s dat for a t’roat ter holler extrys wid?”

QUITE HUMAN.

“What makes a rooster crow, Billy?”

“He’s got ter giv’ way ter his feelin’s. He can’t help hisself.”

“But when the hen lays a egg he makes the most noise.”