NAUGHTYCAL.
“Tom, wot’s a spanker boom?”
“Is yer mother a-livin’?”
“Yes!”
“Does she wear slippers?”
“Yes!”
“Well, then, you must be an awfully good feller if you don’t know what a spanker boom is!”
“Mother, I’ve a favor to ask of you. If you are a-goin’ to lick me, don’t do it with a slipper; it always unmans me.”
