Little Jimmy Carrol (to infant brother): “Oh, just wait till you git old enough to lick! Won’t you catch it? Mother ain’t give me a cent since you arrived.”
A WORD OF ADVICE.
“Knock him out wid an uppercut, Jimmy; an’ if in de excitement of de moment yez finds yez has got ter strike below de belt, hit so hard he’ll have spazzums an’ won’t know de differ’nce.”
A DIVISION OF LABOR A CAPITAL IDEA.
“I tell yer wot, Jimmy: tackle de dorg first, an’ when you’ve laid him out go fer de feller, an’ after you’ve got him on de groun’ wid yer foot over his mout’ ter keep him from a-hollerin’, I’ll sneak up an’ grab de flowers wot he’s got an’ run home wid ’em.”
Peacemaker: “Just read that motter, an’ then go an’ make up fren’s agin!”
Hopeless: “Oh, that sayin’s good enuff to read, but yer can’t make me berlieve that a small piece of chewin’ gum is plenty for two, nohow!”