“Sam, will yer go out inter deep water an’ make believe yer drowdin’? I want ter try my dog.”

Boy: “Hey, Juliet, is you a-postin’ dat to yer Romeo?”

A BAD PART.

“Say, Tom, pretend yer a Spaniard, an’ let de gang play wid yer fer five minits.”

HIS SIMPLE WISH.

Jacky: “Hey, Jimmy! Wot’d yer do if yer wuz as strong as dat?”

Jimmy: “Why, I’d go down ter de school an’ take de teacher atween me teet’ an’ knock de stuffin’ out him.”