IN A TERRIBLE FIX.
Young and Bashful Admirer: “If she should turn ’round and say to me that she loves me as she does that doll, what would I say?”
A TRYING MOMENT.
Maggie: “Lizzie, wuz you ever kissed?”
Lizzie: “Only wunst in my life, an’ that wuz when I wuz in the horspital wid a broken arm; an old lady kissed me an’ I blushed like a child!”
IN SUSPENSE.
Genevieve (at upper window): “Them’s Teddy’s legs if ever Teddy lived; what could ha happened; I wonder could he have committed soo-incide ’cause I rejected him this mornin’?”