Gwen: You won’t laugh!
John: Of course not.
Gwen: I only wish it didn’t seem so important ... you won’t laugh?
John: You’ll get a clump on the head in a minute, if you keep on asking me not to laugh ... what is it?
Gwen: I’m in love.
John: Colin?
Gwen: Oh damn! Is it so obvious?
John: ’Tisn’t obvious a bit; up to a second ago I hadn’t a notion; but you’ve seen a good deal of him these last two weeks, haven’t you?
Gwen: He’s taken me out nearly every day; theatres and dinners; I’ve never had such a time.
John: Does he love you?