——hang it all, if this feller’s going to spend half his time under my roof, I might at least know what to call him when we bump in the passage——

John: Let me introduce you—Colin Mackenzie ... my father.

Mr. Freeman: Oh!... How d’you do? How d’you do? (He shakes hands.) Glad to make your acquaintance. I was just telling my boy here, I should like to—one likes to show a little decent hospitality.

Colin: Thank you.

Mr. Freeman: Sit down, won’t you, sit down.

Colin: Thank you.

[A little silence.

John: I believe you saw Colin’s play the other night ... didn’t you go to the Criterion?—“A Pair of Pyjamas”——

Mr. Freeman: Yes?

John: The author!