"Perhaps," suggested the worm, "I should read it to you. See, this is the table of contents. It says:
"'How to shake hands with gloves on.
"'How to introduce people who already know each other.
"'How to steal postage stamps without having a guilty conscience.
"'How to dance without knowing how.
"'How to pretend to understand relativity.
"'What to wear if you don't like spats.
"'How to tell a risque story in the presence of a minister.
"'How to get rich without making your friends envious.
"'How to catch large fish with little worms.'