Fourth Doctor

With the permission of you, sir, who are in charge, and of the entire faculty, and of the company attending these activities of ours, I will ask you learned baccalaureate holder, what are the remedies to be given both to a man and to a woman suffering from the illness called hydropsy, from bodily issues such as apoplexy, convulsion, and paralysis?

Baccalaureate Holder

Give a clyster,

Afterwards purify,

Then purge.

Chorus

You answered really, really well.

You really deserve to enter

into our learned group.