Then purge.
Chorus
You answered really, really well,
You really deserve to enter
into our learned group
Same Doctor
But if such an enormous and mortally obstinate withering of the natural organs cannot be cured by giving a clyster, purifying, and purging, over and over again for a hundred times, what would you finally come up with to do for her?
Baccalaureate Holder
Order her, in the name of blessed Hippocrates, to couple with a good young lad.
Gentleman in Charge