I, and whole heaps of girls who think the same,
Bid you shut up, Miss Janet!
“Speak for the Few, if speak you must, but pray
Don’t speak for us, the Many;
We simply scream with mirth at what you say;
We are not taking any.
“Your words, dear Janet, frankly are si bête
That all we others spurn them;
We (Heavens!) we, ‘to keep the men’s heads straight!’
We who just live to turn them!!”