He never keeps letters for days in his hat

That I give him to mail in the morning,

But mails them at once, so punctual and pat.

Whether it’s from duty or fear of a spat,

I’m prepared not to say; I only know that

He mails them without further warning.

He never complains of long dry goods bills,

Nor squirms when the shoe bill ’s presented;

Nor scolds nor scowls when the milliner fills

A long sheet of foolscap with bonnets and frills,