The boys one evening began imprudently to play at “Tossing in the blanket” before they were undressed. The rattle sounded, and they had just time to hide away the blanket. But the doctor coming in, and finding they were only then beginning to undress, knew they must have been at some mischief, and began questioning one after another. Unluckily, while he was in the room the rattle sounded again by accident: perhaps the boy in the room below had pulled the string by moving in bed. The doctor looked about, found the rattle hanging just below the window, saw the string, opened the window, and traced its course outside, went down into the room below and understood the whole arrangement. Then he put the rattle in his pocket, and went away without saying a word. The boys declared he had such difficulty in keeping himself from laughing, that he was afraid to speak lest he should burst out.
However, next day every boy in that room had a slight punishment, and so the matter ended.
Now I will tell you another of Uncle John’s pranks at school. There was a large tree in the playground, the upper branches of which spread out very near to the windows of the bedroom I have been describing. One evening Uncle John got hold of a large hand-bell, which was used for ringing the boys up in the morning, and climbing up the tree, he fastened it by a piece of string to a branch near the top. Then another boy threw him the end of a long string from a window of the bedroom into the tree, and he fastened it to the bell in such a way that, when it was pulled in the bedroom, it made the bell ring in the tree. Having accomplished this arrangement, he came down from the tree and went to bed.
At ten o’clock at night the household was disturbed by the loud ringing of this bell. The master, in his dressing-gown, came out into the playground and soon discovered where the sound came from; but of course supposed that some boy had climbed up into the tree, and was ringing the bell there. It was the middle of summer, and a beautiful moonlight night, so the boys could see from the windows all that took place. Dr. Birchall stood at the foot of the tree, looking up, and exclaimed angrily,—
“Come down, you naughty boy! Come down, I say, directly. Oh, I’ll give you such a flogging! Stop that horrible noise, I tell you, and come down!”
The bell still went on ringing. At last the string—being pulled too hard, I suppose, in the excitement of the fun—broke; and the bell tumbled down from the top of the tree, falling very near the old schoolmaster. This was worse than all.
“What!” he exclaimed, “you throw the bell at me? Why, if it had hit me on the head, it might have killed me. Oh, you wicked boy! I’ll expel you, sir. I’ll find out who you are if I stop here till morning.”
At last, however, his patience was exhausted, and he went away, but left an old butler to watch the tree all night. The boys from the windows could see this man settle himself comfortably on a seat which was at the foot of the tree. He lighted his pipe, and prepared to carry out his master’s orders, and watch till daylight. By three o’clock in the morning the dawn broke; then the man began to look up occasionally into the tree. Now and then he walked a little distance away, first in one direction, and then in another, to look into parts of the tree that he could not see from underneath. He kept this up till the sun had risen, and it was broad daylight; then at last he became convinced that it was impossible there could be a boy in the tree. He walked slowly into the house, still smoking his pipe, with a puzzled expression on his face.
And I suspect he was not the only person who felt puzzled. The next day the boys were going home for the holidays, so that no further inquiry could be made. I wonder if Dr. Birchall ever found out how it had been managed!