“Melodious,” said the teacher, “very melodious; and very profound. Cake and wine, with our native land as a climax.”

Wig: On the right side.

Lizzie Webbelar: “My Father’s Vocation.”

The cat is sly, I know;

My father is a dealer in Po-

Tatoes and onions.

“Original, immediate! But I don’t like the way she cuts her potatoes in twain.”

Wig: On the left side.

Jeanette Rust: “The Weather-cock.”

He stands on the chimney since long ago,