“Am I to be invited?”
“Certainly—haven't I already invited you?”
“They may not like it.”
“That doesn't make any difference. Lots of people go to weddings who aren't wanted.”
“I'll go, then,” announced Ruth, “and once again, I give you my gracious permission to kiss the bride.”
“Thank you, dear, but I'm not going to kiss any brides except my own. I've signed the pledge and sworn off.”
They created a sensation in the village when they acquired the set of china which had been on exhibition over a year. During that time it had fallen at least a third in price, though its value was unchanged. Ruth bought a hideous red table-cloth, which she knew would please Hepsey, greatly to Winfield's disgust.
“Why do you do that?” he demanded. “Don't you know that, in all probability, I'll have to eat off of it? I much prefer the oilcloth, to which I am now accustomed.”
“You'll have to get used to table linen, dear,” she returned teasingly; “it's my ambition to have one just like this for state occasions.”
Joe appeared with the chariot just in time to receive and transport the gift. “Here's your wedding present, Joe!” called Winfield, and the innocent villagers formed a circle about them as the groom-elect endeavoured to express his appreciation. Winfield helped him pack the “101 pieces” on the back seat and under it, and when Ruth, feeling like a fairy godmother, presented the red table-cloth, his cup of joy was full.