“I haven’t seen any signs of removal,” observed Iris, “but I’d love to.”

“Don’t be so frivolous! If I am Aunt Peace’s nephew, what relation am I to her daughter?”

“Legal daughter,” Iris suggested.

“Legal daughter is just as good as any other kind of a daughter. That makes me your cousin.”

“Legal cousin,” explained Iris, “but not moral.”

“It’s all the same, even in East Lancaster. I’m your legal cousin-once-removed.”

“Grand-legal-cousin-once-removed,” repeated Iris, parrot-like, with her eyes fixed upon a distant robin.

“That’s just the same as a plain cousin.”

“You’re plain enough to be a plain cousin,” she observed, and the colour deepened upon Lynn’s handsome face.

“So I’m going to kiss you again.”