The result of our conversation I can not set forth in detail. The fact remains, however, that before that next Saturday the Referee had presented to him the evidence necessary to make his course of duty plain—and once again the newspapers had grounds (?) for proclaiming me a disciple of Solomon!
Between you and me, gentle reader, Justice must have had to tighten that bandage about her eyes when she learned of that decree! She surely must have loosened it laughing!
I can say, however, that it is a most expensive luxury—being divorced! It's much cheaper to use the active voice of that verb!
Marriages are made in heaven—canceled in Reno.
I have had many sweethearts, but only one survives—my mother.
If a man steal your wife don't kill him—caution him!