"No, my dear! Never! Why do you ask?"
"'Cause, Mother, I do so hope you will and let me be your little flower girl."
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Customer—That was the driest, flattest sandwich I ever tried to chew into!
Waiter—Why, here is your sandwich! You ate your check.
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One of the Sophomores wants to take Psychology because she says she understands that a course in it teaches you to do your hair up in a lovely Psyche knot—A Psychic Phenomenon!
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Jean Rice has burst into poetry, viz.:
"Come to my arms,
You bundle of charms!
With the greatest enthusiasm
I will clasp you to my bosiasm."