In haystacks and hallways; sometimes in the coop.

“No Matter Where You Go” is a humorous presentation of the futility of wandering. Where to go next when the hobo wants to move is always a problem. Usually the “bo” gives an unfavorable report of the district he has just left.

Things are dull in San Francisco,

“On the bum” in New Orleans;

“Rawther punk” in cultured Boston,

Famed for codfish, pork, and beans.

“On the hog” in Kansas City;

Out in Denver things are jarred;

And they’re “beefing” in Chicago

That the times are rather hard.