Guy who didn't have a gray cell in his head.

He had muscle in his shoulders,

And his forearms were like boulders,

But his cranium and can were filled with lead.

Without ever even trying

He could make McNeer start crying

Down the wrath of Baal upon his hapless dome.

He and awkwardness were cousins,

He broke things by scores and dozens

Just one look at him and tubes sang, "Ohm, sweet Ohm!"