"G-gold?" gulped MacNeer. "Th-there's some mistake here!"

He grinned, "Aw, you're kidding me, honey!

Now, be a good sport—" The girl cut him short,

"I don't think this matter is funny!

I gave you a chance to go into your dance;

If you won't, why—" She shifted her eyes

To her white-coated aide. "Well, Gurk, I'm afraid

He must talk through the menavise."

As Doug MacNeer's eyes opened wide in surprise

Gurk drew from a nearby cask