Venus Nell was no saint, any preacher would paint

A bad ending for her at a peek.

But her worst enemy would be forced to agree

There was nothing wrong with her physique.

She was flat where it flattered, and curved where it mattered,

A creature of streamline and bubbles;

She had bright yaller hair, and a definite flair

For taking men's minds off their troubles.

She never had known the cap or the gown

Of grammar- or high-school or college,