“Y-e-s?”
“Well, if I was you, I’d let him do the throwing.”
BETTER THAN ALARM CLOCKS.
Bright Boy—“You don’t have to wake up the girl any more do you?”
Mother—“No, for a wonder; she has awakened herself every morning for a week.”
“I thought she would.”
“Why so?”
“All the flies I caught in that fly trap I took upstairs and let out in her room.[Pg 54]”