POSTMASTER. No, read it all. Everything so far could be read.
ALL. Give him the letter, Artemy Filippovich, give it to him. [To Korobkin.] You read it.
ARTEMY. Very well. [Gives up the letter.] Here it is. [Covers a part of it with his finger.] Read from here on. [All press him.]
POSTMASTER. Read it all, nonsense, read it all.
KOROBKIN [reading]. "The Superintendent of Charities, Zemlianika, is a regular pig in a cap."
ARTEMY [to the audience]. Not a bit witty. A pig in a cap! Have you ever seen a pig wear a cap?
KOROBKIN [continues reading]. "The School Inspector reeks of onions."
LUKA [to the audience]. Upon my word, I never put an onion to my mouth.
AMMOS [aside]. Thank God, there's nothing about me in it.
KOROBKIN [continues reading]. "The Judge—"