Pa wast. And ma insists no woman ort

To spend more money than a man canst earn.

A kid-gloved dandy with a stove-pipe hat

Wed ma’s proud cousin. Say, but he wast sly!

“Our home shalt be next thing to Heaven!” That

Wast what he vowed. Ma says that that’s no lie

For they art packed into a stingy flat

Four stairways up, and plumb against the sky!