The President of these United States:
I’dst rather be the drug-store clerk who waits
On people at the soda-fountain. He
Hast lots more first-class fun, it seems to me,
For whilst the public dost not get rebates
On soda, he canst get it at cut rates,
And lots of times, I’ll bet, he gets it free!
Of course, I know it must be pretty fine
To hear the brass bands and the big bass drums
Come marchin’ by the White House all in line