When thou from school and poky things hast stole,

Oh, ain’t it good for heart and brain and soul

To plunge right in and swim your own sweet way?

I pity folks who bathe where they must wear

A bathin’-suit! I wouldst have none in mine.

Give me a good old shady corner where

Nobody’s lookin’. That’s what I call “fine!”

And when I bathe in this sawed-off affair,

The swimmin’-hole’s the thing for which I pine.