Daniel. That and a bunch of keys was all I had. It was such a wonderful situation. I—never having had a penny in the wide, (gaily), arranging to leave you my entire fortune. (He starts to laugh.) You must confess it was very, very funny.

Sylvia (also laughing). Yes, it was.... (They both laugh heartily).

Daniel (still laughing). And when I said I had sleeping sickness!...

Sylvia (weak with laughter). Oh, uncle, how could you.

Daniel (wiping his eyes). Oh dear, oh dear!

Sylvia. Poor mother getting more mystified every minute, and bothered poor Tibbets till he doesn't know if he is on his head or his heels.

Daniel (rising suddenly). But look here, they'll all be down in a minute. (Sylvia stands up.) They mustn't find me here, poised for flight. I must go at once. (Going behind Chesterfield and picking up bag.)

Sylvia (L. of him). Yes, but will you promise on your word of honour to come back the moment I send for you?

Daniel. If you give me your word of honour not to send for me until everything's quite all right and everyone is perfectly amiable towards me. I couldn't bear any more rebuffs. I should burst into tears if anybody even gave me a look!

Sylvia. Yes, I'll promise.