Modern realists would have us believe that romance and beauty are dead, that the spirit of heroic achievement and chivalry has been crushed by the juggernautic wheels of civilisation. Poor blind, sad-hearted fools—their dreary, unlovely minds have risen like gaunt weeds from the ashes of their wasted opportunities. Romance dead? Never! And in order to disprove their dismal forebodings, I have included in my portrait gallery studies of such national heroes as—Snurge, Spout, Puffwater and Plinge. Men selected purposely not merely for the glory of their achievements but for the individual dissimilarity of their fundamental characteristics, and to illustrate to doubting minds the amazing resemblance between the signal courage and romanticism of our forebears, and the innate present day spirit of high endeavour.

Take for example "Madcap Moll," Eighth Duchess of Wapping, and her famous ride to Norwich—and compare it with Jabez Puffwater's ride to the succour of his old Aunt Topsy. Or E. Maxwell Snurge's celebrated national appeal in West Forty-Second street, and Sarah, Lady Tunnell-Penge's dramatic speech from Tower Hill to the turbulent people of London.

All, all are impregnated through and through with the never failing spirit of public heroism, and staunch loyalty to existing standards, and all will stand for beauty, romance, and nobility of purpose until the end of time.

Ring up the curtain. Bring to life the faded tapestries of yesterday side by side with the vivid multi-coloured bas-reliefs of to-day! The frou-frou of brocade and lavender adown bygone corridors, and the sharp toned clarion call of Twentieth Century heroism and daring-do!

NOEL COWARD.

"The Hollies,"
Marine Crescent,
Rome.

CONTENTS

[FOREWORD]
1.[MY AMERICAN DIARY]
2.[JULIE DE POOPINAC]
3.[MADCAP MOLL, EIGHTH DUCHESS OF WAPPING]
4.[E. MAXWELL SNURGE, AN INTIMATE STUDY]
5.[BIANCA DI PIANNO-FORTI]
6.[SARAH, LADY TUNNELL-PENGE ("WINSOME SAL")]
7.[JABEZ PUFFWATER]
8.[FURSTIN LIEBERWURST ZU SCHWEINEN-KALBER]
9.[JAKE D'ANNUNZIO SPOUT]
10.[DONNA ISABELLA ANGELICA Y BANANAS]
11.[MAGGIE MCWHISTLE]
12.[THE EDUCATION OF RUPERT PLINGE]
13.[ANNA PODD]
14.[SOPHIE, THE UNCROWNED QUEEN OF HENRY VIII]
15.["LA BIBI"]
16.[AH! AH! QUEEN OF THE RUDE ISLANDS]
[GLOSSARY]
[PRESS NOTICES]

TERRIBLY INTIMATE PORTRAITS

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