or

Piggy on the railway, picking up the stones,

Up came an engine and broke Piggy’s bones.

Oh, said Piggy, that’s not fair—

Oh, said the driver, I don’t care.

or

I had a black man, he was double-jointed,

I kissed him, and made him disappointed.

All right, Hilda, I’ll tell your mother,

Kissing the black man round the corner.