“Liar. Yer sez I wos a-layin dahn when all the time I wos on me stumps. Yer finks I’m up the pole to ’ear yer tork. Knock ’arf yer fice orff.”
“Not ’arf. Yer knows I touched yer nut ’cos don’t yer remember me a-standin on yer arms?”
“Ef yer want an eye bunged up or a punch on the snaht—”
“Well ef I’m a liar yore the biggest. So yer lumps it. I’m goin to be blowed ef I play wiv a lahsy blisterin blitherin blinkin blightin bloomin bleedin blasted baastard wots got a movver wots got a bloke wots—”
“’Ere, d’ye want a clip on the Kiber-pass?”
“Garn! P.........,[F] an play wiv the steam.”
FOOTNOTES:
[D] Moggies are cats.
[E] A shonk is a foreigner, generally a Jew.
[F] Four words censored.