Reproachful glances from despondent friends,

A varied action and a change of ends,

The subtle slow, the Daisy-cutter's dodge?

The Batsman smacks you to the Courts,

And drives you mad with cunning snicks;

He wipes you clean beyond the screen,

And crumps you o'er the Baths for six!

O Bowler, Bowler, when the Captain calls

'Let Longcroft try,' and places you at Point;

When Cover whispers 'Brown, look out for squalls!'