I had not felt the least unrest;

But, as it happened (Fate knows best!)

It struck him smartly on the chest.

I cannot tell you how he squirmed

And capered on the greensward there,

Until at last he took the ball

(Or so it seemed) from out his hair,

And meekly rubbed the coming bruise.

Thus was I humbled in the dust

Because of Albert Edward Cust.