Free from all this littered table,

Virgil's farmyard, Ovid's annals!

There's a loop of leather handle

Peeping underneath the sofa!

Is tuition worth the candle

When the conscience turns a loafer?

'Tis the rich and backward Boarder

Proves indeed the Tutor's bane, Sir,

When the turf's in ripping order

And the weather like champagne, Sir!