The zeal of his peculiar magic,

Till every aunt is in despair,

And even Job (the cat) looks tragic.

Down goes a tulip's noble head!

(Poor Auntie Nell is nearly crying!)

And now a stately stock is dead,

And now a columbine is dying.

Vainly the cook with female lobs

Desires to hit the egg-box wicket;

And not among the housemaid's jobs—