"Albert, Albert," said Bill to the Puddin', "where's your manners?"
"Where's yours?" said the Puddin' rudely, "guzzling away there, and never so much as offering this stranger a slice."
"There you are," said Bill. "There's nothing this Puddin' enjoys more than offering slices of himself to strangers."
"How very polite of him," said Bunyip, but the Puddin' replied loudly—
"Politeness be sugared, politeness be hanged,
Politeness be jumbled and tumbled and banged.
It's simply a matter of putting on pace,
Politeness has nothing to do with the case."
"Always anxious to be eaten," said Bill, "that's this Puddin's mania. Well, to oblige him, I ask you to join us at lunch."
"Delighted, I'm sure," said Bunyip, seating himself. "There's nothing I enjoy more than a good go in at steak-and-kidney pudding in the open air."
"Well said," remarked Sam Sawnoff, patting him on the back.
"Hearty eaters are always welcome."
"You'll enjoy this Puddin'," said Bill, handing him a large slice. "This is a very rare Puddin'."
"It's a cut-an'-come-again Puddin'," said Sam.