“Nary repent.”
“And you will continue to visit upon them the horrible suffering of being burned to death?”
“If the occasion demands it.”
“Well, then, gentlemen, since you are so determined, I want to sell you a few gross of the cheapest matches you ever laid your eyes upon. Step out to the wagon and see them. Warranted not to go out in a strong wind, and to strike on anything, wood, bricks, glass, bloomers, boot soles and iron. How many boxes will you take, gentlemen?”
The Good Boy
(Mostly in Words of One Syllable)
James was a good boy.
He w’ould not tease his cat or his dog.
He went to school.
One day as he went home he saw a lady cross the street, and some rude boys tried to guy her.