Do you know where I can trade a section of fine Panhandle land for a pair of pants with a good title?
Land Agent.
We do not. You can’t raise anything on land in that section. A man can always raise a dollar on a good pair of pants.
Name in order the three best newspapers in Texas.
Advertiser.
Well, the Galveston News runs about second, and the San Antonio Express third. Let us hear from you again.
Has a married woman any rights in Texas?