“Is yours worse in the morning or at night?” asked the citizen.
“Night,” said the burglar; “just when I’m busiest. Say, take down that arm of yours—I guess you won’t—Say! did you ever try Blickerstaff’s Blood Builder?”
“I never did. Does yours come in paroxysms or is it a steady pain?”
The burglar sat down on the foot of the bed and rested his gun on his crossed knee.
“It jumps,” said he. “It strikes me when I ain’t looking for it. I had to give up second-story work because I got stuck sometimes half-way up. Tell you what—I don’t believe the bloomin’ doctors know what is good for it.”
“Same here. I’ve spent a thousand dollars without getting any relief. Yours swell any?”
“Of mornings. And when it’s goin’ to rain—great Christopher!”
“Me, too,” said the citizen. “I can tell when a streak of humidity the size of a table-cloth starts from Florida on its way to New York. And if I pass a theatre where there’s an ‘East Lynne’ matinee going on, the moisture starts my left arm jumping like a toothache.”
“It’s undiluted—hades!” said the burglar.
“You’re dead right,” said the citizen.