While the bacon and liver went merrily round:

But what vexed me most was that d——d Scottish rogue,

With his long-winded speeches, his smiles, and his brogue;

And, "Madam," quoth he, "may this bit be my poison,

A prettier dinner I never set eyes on!

Pray, a slice of your liver, though, may I be curst,

But I've eat of your tripe till I'm ready to burst."

"The tripe!" quoth the Jew, with his chocolate cheek,

"I could dine on this tripe seven days in a week;

I like these here dinners, so pretty and small: