Of old, when Scarron his companions invited,

Each guest brought his dish, and the feast was united;

If our landlord[[4]] supplies us with beef and with fish,

Let each guest bring himself, and he brings the best dish.

Our Dean[[5]] shall be venison, just fresh from the plains;

Our Burke[[6]] shall be tongue, with a garnish of brains;

Our Will[[7]] shall be wild-fowl of excellent flavour,

And Dick[[8]] with his pepper shall heighten the savour;

Our Cumberland's[[9]] sweet-bread its place shall obtain,

And Douglas[[10]] is pudding, substantial and plain;