It could not fail, would you but set about it:

"Young man," cries one, (a bard laid up in clover,)

"Alas! young man, my writing days are over;

Let boys play tricks, and kick the straw, not I;

Your brother doctor there, perhaps, may try,"

"What I! dear Sir," the doctor interposes;

"What, plant my thistle, Sir, among his roses!

No, no, I've other contests to maintain;

To-night I heard our troops at Warwick-lane.

Go ask your manager"—"Who, me! Your pardon,