Wife is uncertain. (T)
Perhaps it was because Nero played the fiddle, they burned Rome. (H)
A counter irritant—the saleslady. (T)
A cat has nine lives, but the scandal she starts has ninety. (T)
A Saturday night egg is an egg that has "tried all week to be good." (H)
Don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg—pluck it. (T)
First be sure it's light, then go to bed. (M)
I only regret that I have but one wife to leave in my country. (T) Last words of the Absconder.
Consistency is the only jewel that tempts no woman. (H)