Girls under this sign will be Handsome, Honest, and Home-loving, but those named Helen, Harriet, Henrietta, and Hannah seem to be easily Hypnotized by Hollow, Hypocritical Humbugs of the opposite sex.

Hooray!

Happiness. The mainspring of the good-time piece.

Heaven. “All in her eye.”

Heart. The ticker in the Bourse of Love.

Hearticulture. See Cupid’s Almanac.

Hell! An expression of petulance.

Hesitation. The thief of good times.

Honesty. A bunker in the game of Love.

Honeymoon. The sugar on the bread of matrimony.