AN ALPHABET OF CELEBRITIES

Oliver Herford

BOSTON SMALL, MAYNARD & COMPANY 1899
COPYRIGHT 1899 BY
SMALL, MAYNARD & COMPANY
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AN ALPHABET

OF CELEBRITIES

Oliver Herford



'S
Albert Edward, well meaning but flighty,

Who invited King Arthur, the blameless and mighty,

To meet Alcibiades and Aphrodite.




is for Bernhardt, who fails to awaken

Much feeling in Bismarck, Barabbas, and Bacon.




is Columbus, who tries to explain

How to balance an egg—to the utter disdain

Of Confucius, Carlyle, Cleopatra, and Cain.