A sprightly conversation’s flow
Is checked by Soak and Stingham’s
Pink Pills, to reappear below
An ad for ladies’ thingums.
The well-known slip ’twixt cup and lip
Here, too, finds confirmation—
“He raised his glass”—Thy Anti-Grip!
Beware of Imitations!
—“Up to his lips; when on his wrist
He felt a grip, steel-sinewed;