TO PEG

Oh, should some power the giftie gie her

To see hersel’ as ithers see her,

I’m thinking Peg would grow sae vain

He’d take the giftie back again.


[CONTENTS]

THE LAUGHING WILLOW
PAGE
Epitaphs[9]
The Truth About Russia[11]
The Wedding Feast[11]
A Mujik[12]
The Cossack[13]
The Three S’s[14]
The Air Raid[15]
Vale Diabole[18]
The Wrong Floor[21]
Marching to Berlin[23]
Target Practice[26]
The Sausage Balloon[27]
Concerning the Crown Prince[28]
Camouflage[31]
The Tank[32]
The Bird-Man[33]
Frenzylogical Chart[34]
Britannia Salvatrix[35]
Father Wilhelm[37]
The Touching Ballad of General von Beers[40]
An Imperial Sneeze[45]
The Rubaiyat of Billi Kaisam[52]
War Relief[57]
Summer Mass[58]
ABOUT PEOPLE I HAVE MET
J. M. Barrie[61]
The Horse[63]
The Town Cat[65]
Towser[68]
The Oyster[70]
The Mouse[71]
PEOPLE I HAVE NOT MET
The Turtle[77]
Michael O’Leary[79]
Clorinda[82]
Alcibiades J. Skinner[85]
Eve[90]
The Highbrow Hen[91]
Sir Ippykin[92]
The Psychology Cop[95]
Phyllis Lee[97]
Mrs. Seymour Fentolin[99]
The Devil Among the Ladies[101]
Spring[105]
The Catfish[108]
The Prodigal Centipede[109]
A Ballade of Black Socks[111]
OTHER PEOPLE INCLUDING MARK TWAIN
The Gentlemen of Letters[115]
The Women of the Better Class[118]
Mark Twain[121]
Prince Pompom[124]
The Serial[126]
The Cloud[130]