TO PEG
Oh, should some power the giftie gie her
To see hersel’ as ithers see her,
I’m thinking Peg would grow sae vain
He’d take the giftie back again.
[CONTENTS]
| THE LAUGHING WILLOW | |
| PAGE | |
| Epitaphs | [9] |
| The Truth About Russia | [11] |
| The Wedding Feast | [11] |
| A Mujik | [12] |
| The Cossack | [13] |
| The Three S’s | [14] |
| The Air Raid | [15] |
| Vale Diabole | [18] |
| The Wrong Floor | [21] |
| Marching to Berlin | [23] |
| Target Practice | [26] |
| The Sausage Balloon | [27] |
| Concerning the Crown Prince | [28] |
| Camouflage | [31] |
| The Tank | [32] |
| The Bird-Man | [33] |
| Frenzylogical Chart | [34] |
| Britannia Salvatrix | [35] |
| Father Wilhelm | [37] |
| The Touching Ballad of General von Beers | [40] |
| An Imperial Sneeze | [45] |
| The Rubaiyat of Billi Kaisam | [52] |
| War Relief | [57] |
| Summer Mass | [58] |
| ABOUT PEOPLE I HAVE MET | |
| J. M. Barrie | [61] |
| The Horse | [63] |
| The Town Cat | [65] |
| Towser | [68] |
| The Oyster | [70] |
| The Mouse | [71] |
| PEOPLE I HAVE NOT MET | |
| The Turtle | [77] |
| Michael O’Leary | [79] |
| Clorinda | [82] |
| Alcibiades J. Skinner | [85] |
| Eve | [90] |
| The Highbrow Hen | [91] |
| Sir Ippykin | [92] |
| The Psychology Cop | [95] |
| Phyllis Lee | [97] |
| Mrs. Seymour Fentolin | [99] |
| The Devil Among the Ladies | [101] |
| Spring | [105] |
| The Catfish | [108] |
| The Prodigal Centipede | [109] |
| A Ballade of Black Socks | [111] |
| OTHER PEOPLE INCLUDING MARK TWAIN | |
| The Gentlemen of Letters | [115] |
| The Women of the Better Class | [118] |
| Mark Twain | [121] |
| Prince Pompom | [124] |
| The Serial | [126] |
| The Cloud | [130] |